Excuse me, hey, Yeah I was wondering if I could live in your womb. I figure, I'm just as alive as a fetus is, if not more, and I'm certainly sick and tired of paying my own rent and groceries. At any rate, I noticed you're a pro-life advocate, and, well, since you care so much about fetuses, perhaps you care about me. Obviously, it's in my best interest not to kill you, so I'll go ahead and shrink down to a few pounds, then a small incision and I'll be nice and cozy within your matrix. That'll be my living conditions for the next nine months or so. I'll just kind of latch on to the lining in your uterus and feed off your blood the whole time. If it works for “unborn children” why not for “born adults”? Just be sure to avoid alcohol, tobacco, drugs, and promiscuity because I'm Straight Edge. I'm also vegan, but I figure I'll let your blood slide, after all, it's not like women deserve ethical consideration like I believe animals do. That's the other thing, I'm not really asking you if I can live in your uterus, I'm pretty much telling you I'm going to. Think of it as my right to your body, then I'm sure you'll be okay with it. Oh, and one last thing, when your watching TV, could you turn it up extra loud so I can hear? Thanks!