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Tue Nov 21, 2006, 2:11 AM
There are no geeks in the universe. Except me.


All those girls in all those places in the world that are totally geeky and never get out and shit. They all have boyfriends that are much badder than I am. I am so lame. They all have lots of sex too.

Like, the more deviant thing I do is masturbate a lot. That'll get the women flocking in droves.

I wish I was the guy in the Brat Pack movie who wears a leather jacket everywhere and doesn't cut his hair and has AC/DC as his soundtrack when he walkes around and he bumps into Molly Ringwald and she's like "Hi Dirk!" and he's like "Yeah, whatever." and then she goes home and fingers herself and he's the only one in the movie that has a line with the F-word in it. Yeah. That's who I need to be. That guy is out with a woman who he doesn't love having sex with her right now. And she's totally cool with it. And she doesn't want me. And I just wanted somebody to love me for who I am. And she's like "I don't care about you. Dirk is dreamy." and he's like "Yeah, whatever."

I've never revealed this before, but it is my life's mission to meet Andrew Dice Clay and publically put him in the hospital. I want him to go down and have everyone see it.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The Broken Glass House
  • Interests: Ethics, literature, piracy, Straight Edge, veganism, film theory, feminism, atheism, zines, logic
  • Favourite movie: Mostly B-Movies, and pretentious art movies.
  • Favourite band or musician: Wesley Willis, Joy Division, Echo & The Bunnymen, Boredoms, Bratmobile, Melt-Banana
  • Favourite artist: Andy Warhol, Francisco Goya, Richard Tuttle
  • Favourite poet or writer: E.E. Cummings, Ivan Turgenev, Richard Brautigan
  • Operating System: dumpsters
  • Wallpaper of choice: The 4400
  • Favourite cartoon character: Count Duckula, Crocodile Gena
  • Tools of the Trade: Logic and a big stick

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:icontangled-up-in-blue:
I was feeling bitchy this morning so I decided to clean my devwatch list of all the a-holes who don't ever make me happy. I couldn't for the life of me remember when or why I added you to my devwatch list so I decided to do some investigating...

And --
You're quite amusing. Definitely a keeper.

I guess I can look past the straight edge thing this one time.

Here, eat this:
:cheese: :cake:

And for drink:
:beer:

Sincerely,
tangled-up-in-blue
:icondragonfish09:
You still alive?

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Sorry if I don't reply right away, I will reply though.

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